LADY IN TIGER March 4, 2008

“Hey let’s meet up tho, how about this weekend, do you have time?”

I hardly tried finding any objections at that moment, but damn right as usual what came up was a Y-E-S response, “Yup, apparently I have time, but it wouldn’t be longer than 1.5 hours. Is it possible?”

“Well, that’s great though. As long as we can meet, I am fine with it. Let’s hang out babe”.

That was shortly our phone conversation around middle of the week.

Finally Saturday afternoon, lazily I dressed up. For your information, every time I gotta meet her, I really need to be a lady (let me convince you again: A TRUE LADY). Otherwise she’ll complain and stare at me like I never took a bath for one week long (so dramatic).

We should meet somewhere in one fabulous cafe around Mitte-Berlin, our favourite place. I decided to come earlier than our appointment, because I wanted spending time alone and reading a book (this is the way I usually do every Saturday late afternoon). At least I had my own private time, since the whole weekdays Mon-Fri I spent at the office understanding that “scientific and complicated things”. Let’s not discuss about it, please!

For an hour I truly felt so blessed and enjoyed greatly my time with that hot rum chocolate. Many lovely people came to this place, as you might imagine, gorgeous couples who are still mad in love, teenagers with their lovers, and of course if you’re lucky you’ll meet some German artists or celebrities in this cafe. What about me then?

I was completely unaccompanied, so pathetic!

There she was! I saw her entering the cafe with those tiger high heels and black coat, plus a tiger hat! Wow, she looked nice I thought so. She gave me short kisses on my cheek. Unexpectedly this “Too Much” view appeared directly on my eyes. As she took her coat off;  suddenly these two big mountains came up from that very low neckline tiger vintage. Damn! The only thing what I couldn’t see were her nipples. What the hell was she doing?

Of course all men were staring at her exactly as she wished. I was fine with that, at least some fabulous men also looking at me.

Now you definitely have an overview, she was wearing TIGER all in one with that “….” view!

My tiger girlfriend started the conversation with:

“ohh, look at that fancy bag. Is that yours?”

Gosh. What short of question! I had my favourite bag that day matching with my shoes.

“Yup, its mine”, she didn’t even ask me how I was doing! What a lady!

“Oh, good for you. I saw a lady last week who has the fake one”.

Oh come on Tiger, does my bag look like a fake one? Or you simply have no idea how to certify the original and the fake one, my thought was yelling to her!

She afterward looked nine ways to a lady who sat around the corner and murmured,

“That lady has a 2300€ bag, a YSL though. It’s a limited edition. I wish I could have one of it”.

I took a very deeply breath.” Let’s talk something else please”, I said patiently. I tried to calm down. It was not the first time she did this, but through those all year’s guys! So I could come along with it. I knew her for God’s sake. Despite my unhappiness with her silly attitude, I don’t know why I could still be quite. I needed to say it that I don’t like it.

I started to say something about my incident which I had last week during my journey to Madrid. I love to discuss something. Unfortunately she did not pay attention at all and I tried to figure it out what she’s doing. After I saw it for real with my own eyes!

I realized, she was flirting with that guy who´s sitting on the left side. DAMN!

I`m fed up with this tiger lady. It must be ended up.

“Look, I gotta go. Sorry I need to do something useful”, finally I said this although that was a white lie. But who cares after 40 min with these foolish circumstances.

Then, I paid my bill. She looked at me and begged so that I could stay longer.

“Look you’re showing no respect. I can’t do this anymore after all years! You should learn more how to respect someone else especially “the one” who always cares about you”

I left the cafe and walked to the door leaving my tiger girlfriend alone.

I bet she needed time alone so that “Tiger-Look” can attract all men but hurt my feeling deeply.

Finally I can speak my mind and being honest…